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Dave: hey john
John: huh? do i know you?
 do we have a class together?
Dave: no but we could
 its called anatomy and sex ed

no love is not it either. also dave doesn't use me to scratch his balls. he's just a liar with his url.

egbertianantics

not that you know of john

not that you know of

awkwaben:

davescratchinghisballswithjohn:

let me count the ways ive already died

which by the way is a fuck ton

out of all those id have to say

not by terezis wacko coin flip bullshit

vague answer go

fuq u dave

thats basically the sentiment that lead to your answer

so

likewise

let me count the ways ive already died

which by the way is a fuck ton

out of all those id have to say

not by terezis wacko coin flip bullshit

vague answer go

John, what do you think about Dave using you to scratch his balls?

thebananular

yo john

its in your coart now

so tell us

how do feel about this

i don't think like would be a word i would use to describe it.

egbertianantics

so love then

good

royaldelirium:

My John account has five followers

That’s right five

dave, your url is really weird, even for you.

egbertianantics

i knew you would like it

Dave let me just touch your face.

Anonymous

woah okay

anon

you wont even let me see your face

why should i let you touch mine

shit if i let every lost soul that is drawn to my shining aura of shitty comics and witticism just kinda

reach over and lay a pap across my plump rosy cheeks

there would be nothing of me left

and no one wants that

awkwaben:

davescratchinghisballswithjohn started following you

ur dum go away

never

im here to stay

were in this shit for the long haul

so i guess youre not getting an awesome gif because the button is fucking awol

let me just

make it up to you

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